I decided to use my reading week to catch-up on my extra readings toward my group project and potentially for my final project as well. I made this decision for one very good reason and that was the fact that both books on social software that I had borrowed from the Okanagan Regional Library (ORL) were due back prompt at the end of this month. Meredith Farkas’ book, Social Software in Libraries: Building Collaboration, Communication, and Community Online was due back first and could not be renewed as someone else had a hold placed on it. This book has been great for links and tips on everything from blogging to choosing the right software for online reference. I would recommend it to anyone starting out on the virtual journey of adding social software to their library. However, like many articles and books on technology it will be out of date very soon and it is showing its’ age (c2007) with comments about websites that have had upgrades since the book was published. Facebook for example is no longer completely defined by access through universities and colleges. The comment on MySpace as being a site predominately utilized by teenagers is still accurate. The discussion of how My Space is utilized by bands and musicians is accurate and entertaining as accessing and listening to new music is exactly what I use this site for lately. I enjoy the opportunity to try out the music of groups or artists I have not heard of before commiting to attending a concert or to purchasing a compact disc.
I also decided it was beyond time for me to post some humour in one of my posts. I will start with the link for a multilingual slide show by Library Mistress from Flickr. This is a combination of comics, posters, and alternative formats such as pins to present humour. This is a fast slide show so you may decide to replay it or backtrack to enjoy it fully.
For a totally different pace here is a link to an issue of Warrior Librarian Weekly on librarians who refuse to fit the stereotype of the gray haired sshhing librarian. The issue includes a series of links to blogs, articles, and websites of outstanding librarians out to be heard and to make a difference in our field.
The International Federation of Library Associations (IFLA) has an incredible collection of library humour which highlights the power of collaboration in creating databases of interesting content from jokes to prayers to obscure rules for campus libraries. Librarians have included the titles and authors of original works when they create parodies such as the library version of Murphy’s Laws:
REVEYRAND’S LIBRARY LAWS
(with apologies to Murphy)
6 books on a topic + 5 classes = odds are 2-to-1 on teachers assigning the same topic at the same time.
Budget statements from the District Office are always inversely proportional to your budget.
If you made the system foolproof you discover that everybody has suddenly become geniuses.
When 60% of your book order is back-ordered, you can safely bet that 90% of the back-orders are out of print.
A “missing” encyclopedia will remain missing until the replacement you ordered is placed on the shelf.
Books will remain upright on the shelf until you go to place another book beside them.
You finally revise you card catalogue after putting it off for a year only to discover a week later that a complete revision is coming out in a month.
You can be sure the student who has the most overdue books reads the least.
When a teacher recommends a library book to a student, you can be certain that the teacher has checked out the only copy and has lent it to a friend in Peru.
Students always require a 400 word article for a 500 word essay.
Change libraries frequently. It allows you to place the blame on your predecessor for anything that is wrong.
Make 17 subject headings for a book and you will find that you should have made 18.
If a teacher discusses a unit with you well in advance, it is a certainty that she will be absent on the days scheduled, the substitute cannot administer the unit, and when the teacher returns she cannot do the unit because she has to make up for lost time.
The one time of the month that you take 5 minutes to read MAD magazine is when your superintendent walks in.
Prepare your year-end report in September before you have screwed everything up.
If it’s a good book, it’s out of stock. If it’s an excellent book, it’s out of print.
No matter how many books you have on a subject the student always thinks they’re all “too big”.
The “super” syndrome: Libraries are always empty when the principal or superintendent comes to visit.
The volunteer aide who files the worst is the one who volunteers the most.
If you have a system that works you must be doing everything wrong.
When you spend half your library budget on a teacher’s request for a course the odds are that the teacher will quit or be transferred and the course will be dropped or changed.
No matter how long you keep an article or piece of information you will never need it till you throw it away.
If you have lost one issue of a magazine there will be 35 students who will require that issue.
No books are lost except those that are most needed and hardest to replace.
The books you need the most always come from your worst supplier or jobber.
Every librarian should have a full-time aide. It allows you to put the blame on someone.
If everything’s fine you’re probably in the wrong library.
When you re-catalogue a book to correct an error, you automatically create seven new problems.
If you close the library only 3 days before year end for inventory and administration it is a fact that 2 teachers will ask you to do a library lesson on those days. These are teachers you couldn’t get into the library before but now need marking time.
The thinnest books have the longest catalogue numbers.
From The Bookmark, September 1989, p.48-49
M.L. REVEYRAND, teacher-librarian, KLO Secondary School
Last, but not least I wish to apologize for being late. We were temporarily dropped as customers by our internet provider over a miscommunication that had us paying the bill late due to not getting it in the first place. I also got a note for the Associate Dean that needed immediate attention.